Birdville USA

Yea no joke yesterday morning and Thursday morning there was a bird in my kitchen. Don't know if it was the same bird come back again or a new bird. NO clue how the heck it got in there. So now I'm fearful of my kitchen, dishes are getting backed up, and I'm often hungry but can't go get food. Also no joke I discovered the first bird while making scrambled eggs. WTF.